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!<center>'''Wikiholism alert'''</center>
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|content=<center>"My username is Chriswaterguy and I am a wikiholic.{{w|Wikipedia:Wikipediholic}}"</center>
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*I cancelled my plans to live and work in China when I learnt they blocked Wikipedia. <br>
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*I often read (non-fiction) books and mark things that I want to put into Wikipedia. <br>
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* I cancelled my plans to live and work in China when I learnt they blocked Wikipedia. <br>
*I'm a registered user of about 10 wikis.
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* I often read (non-fiction) books and mark things that I want to put into Wikipedia. <br>
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* I'm a registered user of about 15 wikis.
  
 
Yes I'm an addict. No, it's not a problem. I'm going to take a break, just as soon as I finish editing this...
 
Yes I'm an addict. No, it's not a problem. I'm going to take a break, just as soon as I finish editing this...
  
Maybe I need a 12 step program{{wp sup|12 step program}}...  
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Maybe I need a 12 step program{{w|12 step program}}...  
  
# We admitted we were powerless{{wp sup|Submissive (BDSM)}} over wiki-editing and our lives had become unmanageable.
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# We admitted we were powerless{{w|Submissive (BDSM)}} over wiki-editing and our lives had become unmanageable.
# Came to believe{{wp sup|gullibility}} that a power greater than ourselves{{wp sup|Flying Spaghetti Monster}} could restore us to sanity{{wp sup|boredom}}.
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# Came to believe{{w|gullibility}} that a power greater than ourselves{{w|Flying Spaghetti Monster}} could restore us to sanity{{w|boredom}}.
# Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him{{wp sup|Thor}}/Her{{wp sup|Laetitia Casta}}/It{{wp sup|Flying Spaghetti Monster}}/Them.{{wp sup|Lords of Kobol}}
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# Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him{{w|Thor}}/Her{{w|Laetitia Casta}}/It{{w|Flying Spaghetti Monster}}/Them.{{w|Lords of Kobol}}
 
# When that failed, we took responsibility for our own actions.
 
# When that failed, we took responsibility for our own actions.
# Admitted the {{wp sup|obsessive compulsive disorder}}exact nature of our wrongs.
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# Admitted the {{w|obsessive compulsive disorder}}exact nature of our wrongs.
 
# Left the computer occasionally, in order to meet attractive people and flirt with them.  
 
# Left the computer occasionally, in order to meet attractive people and flirt with them.  
# Sought through prayer{{wp sup|yoga}} and meditation{{wp sup|meditation}} to improve our conscious contact {{wp sup|recreational drugs}}with God as we understood Her,{{wp sup|Durga}} praying only for {{wp sup|delusion}}knowledge of Her will for us{{wp sup|world domination}} and the power{{wp sup|Popeye}} to carry that out.
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# Sought through prayer{{w|yoga}} and meditation{{w|meditation}} to improve our conscious contact {{w|recreational drugs}}with God as we understood Her,{{w|Durga}} praying only for {{w|delusion}}knowledge of Her will for us{{w|world domination}} and the power{{w|Popeye}} to carry that out.
# Having had a spiritual awakening{{wp sup|Yogic Enlightenment}} as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message{{wp sup|Crusade}} to wikiholics.{{wp sup|Übermensch}}<!--, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.-->
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# Having had a spiritual awakening{{w|Yogic Enlightenment}} as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message{{w|Crusade}} to wikiholics.{{w|Übermensch}}<!--, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.-->
 
# Realised the irony of creating this notice.
 
# Realised the irony of creating this notice.
 
# Learnt to count.
 
# Learnt to count.
  
 
<!--, as I haven't slowed down at all, apart from the occasional "No Wiki" day.
 
<!--, as I haven't slowed down at all, apart from the occasional "No Wiki" day.
Once I have sorted my affairs in Sydney, closed down the Australian side of import business, packed my bags and flown to Indonesia, I will have less time constraints. I look forward to sitting in a net cafe and editing Wikipedia as much as I like without worrying about boring things like tax returns and clearance sales (anyone want to buy a soapstone elephant?). And when I'm not editing here, I'll be eating {{wp sup|gudeg or {{wp sup|nasi goreng, practising my {{wp sup|Indonesian language}}Indonesian and {{wp sup|Javanese language}}Javanese by flirting with the local women, and visiting development projects (including those connected with {{wp sup|Engineers Without Borders).-->
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Once I have sorted my affairs in Sydney, closed down the Australian side of import business, packed my bags and flown to Indonesia, I will have less time constraints. I look forward to sitting in a net cafe and editing Wikipedia as much as I like without worrying about boring things like tax returns and clearance sales (anyone want to buy a soapstone elephant?). And when I'm not editing here, I'll be eating {{w|gudeg or {{w|nasi goreng, practising my {{w|Indonesian language}}Indonesian and {{w|Javanese language}}Javanese by flirting with the local women, and visiting development projects (including those connected with {{w|Engineers Without Borders).-->
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Latest revision as of 04:35, 5 August 2016

Wikiholism alert
"My username is Chriswaterguy and I am a wikiholic.W"
  • I cancelled my plans to live and work in China when I learnt they blocked Wikipedia.
  • I often read (non-fiction) books and mark things that I want to put into Wikipedia.
  • I'm a registered user of about 15 wikis.

Yes I'm an addict. No, it's not a problem. I'm going to take a break, just as soon as I finish editing this...

Maybe I need a 12 step programW...

  1. We admitted we were powerlessW over wiki-editing and our lives had become unmanageable.
  2. Came to believeW that a power greater than ourselvesW could restore us to sanityW.
  3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood HimW/HerW/ItW/Them.W
  4. When that failed, we took responsibility for our own actions.
  5. Admitted the Wexact nature of our wrongs.
  6. Left the computer occasionally, in order to meet attractive people and flirt with them.
  7. Sought through prayerW and meditationW to improve our conscious contact Wwith God as we understood Her,W praying only for Wknowledge of Her will for usW and the powerW to carry that out.
  8. Having had a spiritual awakeningW as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this messageW to wikiholics.W
  9. Realised the irony of creating this notice.
  10. Learnt to count.